Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Its just an Ad.....

These four classified ads appeared in a local newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

MONDAY:

For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:

Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should have read,

"One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."

WEDNESDAY:

Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows:

"For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with him."

THURSDAY:

Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Quick Exercise for the Mind

Carry out this test; it's quite bizarre......
Just follow the instructions as quickly as possible but only one question at a time. Do not carry on reading the following questions before you finish the previous one.

You do NOT need to write the answers OR remember them - just do it using your mind.

You'll be surprised by the result.

How much is:

15+6


3+56


89+2


12+53


75+26


25+52

63+32


I know! Calculations are hard work but this is the real thing!



Come on a few more.


123+5


QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL AND A COLOR!



You have just thought about a red hammer, haven't you?


If this is not the case, you are among the people who have a "different" if not "abnormal" mind. Most folks answer a "red hammer" while doing this exercise.

If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see.